I'm Amanda, I get headaches and I have no goals in life.
Ryan: I’d do an impression of you, but I don’t have a dick in front of my mouth.
(Everybody goes “Ohhhhh!”)
Geoff: I can help you out with that. It sounds like this: (gulping noises) This is what it sounds like when I blow all the boys.
— Let’s Play GTA V- Bike N Chat (via speaksism)